- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

kesha is a virgin.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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