- Anti Joke

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door