A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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So does Blake

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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A man killed himself.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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