- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Black people having a Job.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Rick santorum

Church.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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