Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

baby seal walks into a club

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Knock Know! Come in!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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