- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What's circular and round A circle

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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