Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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