Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Has u seen my grammar?

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

bacon

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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