- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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