- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

women's rights

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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