why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

knock knock come in!

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

this site is an antijoke

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What's red, blue & green all over?

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