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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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