Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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fava beans

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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