Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

soccer

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

42

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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