Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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