- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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