- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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