Three black men were walking...

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Are you a tree

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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guess what chicken butt

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Knock, Knock ...

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Jake. Walsh.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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