Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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this site is an antijoke

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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