- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

This one time at band camp music was played.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

A blonde walked into a bar.

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