- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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