- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Of course, first door on your left

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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