- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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