I'm Jewish

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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