Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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jibby jobby

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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