- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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