What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

This statement is false.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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