- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Velcro. What a rip off.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Do you love me? No.

Obama

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

A man walked into a bar owch

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