How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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