- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Alex Gedrose.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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