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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What is a chair?

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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