- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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