a horse nibbled a baby

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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trumpy trumpy trump

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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