Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

i lost the game

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Women's rights

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

pudding

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

hey John will you make some copies

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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