Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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I grunt when I poop.

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canada

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Cool Brian

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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