- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Bacon is delcious.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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