- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

If you were a cactus, why?

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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