Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

why was the boy sad? because.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

do you have a wife?

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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