Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Poop

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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