What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Poop

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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