- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

do you have a wife?

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

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