Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

7+5=12

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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