- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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