What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Asians

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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