- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

H o m o comes out as homo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

One day a man walked into a wall

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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