knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Christianity

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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