- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Help I'm being raped!

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Women Sports.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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