Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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