What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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more like nig!

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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10inch nice

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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