What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Gangnam style

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Women's rights

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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