Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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A black man has a job.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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