- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

what do u call a apple a apple

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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