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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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