- Anti Joke

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Okay, after this one then...

Your Mom!!!

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.