- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

angelosnyder is not gay

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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