Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Christianity

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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