- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Where's my tractor?

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

this is not a joke.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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