- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

penis

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

I'm Jewish

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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