What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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