Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

30cm = 0,3meters

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

im a willy bum bum

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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