- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Tough crowd tonight...

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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