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What do you call a black man? Black

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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