Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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xavier stop

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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