In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Rick santorum

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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