Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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