what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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sdfrgtyuki

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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religion

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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