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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Women's rights

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Jewwy Jewstein

women's rights

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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