- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

That's what SHE said!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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