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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

42, that is all

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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